Im depressed tumblrz. Want to listen to music and be moody with me?
No matter how many ways i cut ties, Ex’s always pop up thinking everything is cool and time to be friends. When in reality it isn’t, and the though of you makes me sick to my stomach.
The Murder City Devils - Every Shitty Thing
people who think robot chicken is funny are also people i don’t like being around. this is not a coincidence.
Just a bit more music that fills the space of my dark and musty writing room. You should read JG Ballard’s “Crash” if you haven’t already. Just saying, Welp back to making camera lenses to film my web show with.
The Normal - Warm Leatherette
In honor, or horror of the new Mario Party game coming out, I though i’d tell you all a story from a simpler time before successful motion controls
In elementary school a kid in my class obtained a video game related injury that was a precursor to Nintendo’s latest console and it’s various carnage. In the late 90’s Mario Party came out on the N64 and some of the mini games required rotating the thumbstick. Sometimes using your thumb isn’t always the fastest way to do things is it? He thought this as well, and of course used the palm of his hand like any street wise kid would. Doing this ended up rotating the stick so fast that the cap of the stick broke and the jagged plastic went up thought the palm of his hand.
I remember the kid couldn’t hold a pencil for weeks. Apparently the injuries were in abundance and such a big deal that the developers took out all heavy rotation mini after Mario Party 2. There was even a campaign similar to the wii glove service. If you called their hotline with a complaint they would send you an actual pair of gloves to protect your palms.
Thought some of you would enjoy a nerdy anecdote or have your own battle scars to share. Feel free to chime in.
This was all 9 years before the wii came to fuck up your TV sets. .
